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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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