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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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