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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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