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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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