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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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