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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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