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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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