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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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