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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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