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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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