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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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