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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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