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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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