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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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