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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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