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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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