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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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