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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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