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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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