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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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