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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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