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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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