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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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