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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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