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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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