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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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