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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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