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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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