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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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