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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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