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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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