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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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