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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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