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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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