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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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