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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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