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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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