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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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