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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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