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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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