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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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