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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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