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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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