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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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