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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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