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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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