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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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