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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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