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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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