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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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