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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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