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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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