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Pet death

My aunt Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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